A stranger was
seated next to a little girl on an
airplane when the stranger turned to
her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.'
The little
girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to the
stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,'
said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic,
but
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps
of dried
grass..
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really
feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
even
shit?' :D
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