Pakistani humor

Pakistani humor -


Police ne car ko roka- Janaab, Ye suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehan kar


car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is


inaam ka kya karoge..?


Car driver- Bhaijaan, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.


Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye


sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.


Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki


chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.


Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???

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