Showing posts with label Boss sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boss sms. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Self insult: Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Employee (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir.!!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho idiot? Meri taraf dekho.:-)

Friday, July 9, 2010

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho?

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak
Salary Mat Dena

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Boss ne sales team ko motivate kiya:

Boss ne sales team ko motivate kiya:
"Jo sabse jyada sale dega, usko singapore n malasia ka trip milega."
A man ask:Boss, par trip dega kaun?
Boss: Jo sabse kum sale karega:D

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya

Santa biwi ke ofice gaya to dekha,biwi boss ki god mein baithi
thi..Santa bola-chal laajo,aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jaha staff ke
liye kursi bhi na ho..

Funny SMS / Text Messages