''Sms Song"

''Sms Song"

A ji,
O ji,
Lo ji,
Padho ji,
Main hu
Mobile moji,
Karta Hu sMs to
Tum b Karoji
1 2 ka 4,
4 2 ka 1
Amul is
Makkhan
&
my frnd is
"Dhakkan"

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Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di

Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me
chalang laga di

Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..

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Before mariage Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day

Before mariage
Boy-I hav bin waitng 4 dis day
Grl-Do u wnt me 2 leave?
B-NO,dont even think abt it
G-do u luv me?
B-of course
G-Will u ever cheat me?
B-never in my lyf
G-Will u kis me?
B-Every chance I get
G-Wil u hit me?
B-R u crazy
G-CAN I TRUST U?
B-YES
G-SWT HEART
AFTER MARRIAGE
ab niche se uper padho...? :D

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This pj might damage your senses to think.. :D

This pj might damage your senses to think..

What would you get if a cow dances?
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Guidance:-)...:-D

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Little girl on a plane....Very Funny!!!!!!

A stranger was
seated next to a little girl on an
airplane when the stranger turned to
her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.'
The little
girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to the
stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,'
said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic,
but
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps
of dried
grass..
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really
feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
even
shit?' :D

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Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Ye 1drawani khani h, kamjor dil wale ise na padhe

Barsat ki 1raat me 1old aadmi hath me 1kitab liye bechne k liye khda tha

1aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- me kharid li

Old aadmi ne kitab de k kha- jb tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka "LAST
PAGE" mat dekna

Aadmi ne kitab puri padh li lekin

dar k karan last page nhi khola

1din usse rha nhi gya

aur last page khol k dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha

MRP=30/-

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A Small Love Story..

A Small Love Story..
By Dad, Son, Mom, And Lover..
A Boy Saw a Gal In Front Of His House He Propose Her..
She Also Agree..
Dad Saw The Boy Wid Gal..

¤¤Intrvl¤¤

Dad: Who's Dat Gal..?

SON: I Lov Dat Gal & Will Marry Her..

Dad Is Shockd !

Climax

DAD:Impossible, She's Your Sister,
U Can't Marry Her..
Son shockd..!

(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: Dont Wory Son,
I'll Arrange Your Marriage,
U Are Not Your Dad's Son..

Now Dad Shockd..!!
THE END..

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Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

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Me 3 sal ka tha

C.A karne wale ki Love Story:

Me 3 sal ka tha
wo peda hui
Me ne skol admsn lia
vo 2 sal ki thi
Me primary me tha
vo prp me thi
Me mdl me tha
wo primary me thi
Main matric me tha
wo mdl me thi
Mai F.A me tha wo Matric me thi
Main C.A me tha
wo FA me thi
Mai C.A me tha
wo BA me thi
Mai C.A me tha wo MA me thi..
Mai C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi
Me C.A me tha vo Ph.D me thi
Me C.A me tha vo doctor bn gai
kal uski Shadi hy aur mera C.A ka paper hy...

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Techr:- prasang sahit vyakhya karo

Techr:- prasang sahit vyakhya karo

"Bheege honth tere, pyaasa dil mera"

Student: Ye pankti bollywood ke prasiddh kavi sant shri Imraan Haashmi
ji ki rachna 'murder' ke "bheege honth" gaane se li gayi hai. Is
kavita mein kavi mayavi Mallika Sherawat ko sambodhit karte huye paani
ka mahatwa samjhate hain ki agar aapke honth par ek boond bhi paani ho
to saamne jo bhi pyaasa hai usey pila do. Aur in panktiyo se humko
kavi ke kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai..:)

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Samosa Said 2 Aloo:

Samosa Said 2 Aloo:
Jab mein fry hota hon to Tumhe cover Kar k Garam Oil se Bacha leta Hu
cz I Luv u.

Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k foran bad Khate h to
M b unki Zuban or Muh Jala Deta hu I luv u 2

Moral of d story:In Dono ki Prem kahani pe na Jayen.
Samosa Thoda Thanda Kar K Khayen.

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Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes

Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears.

Now:
Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs&
Ends wid
"Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par VYASTA HAI."

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Height of Far Sightedness

Height of Far Sightedness
Once an old man ws waitin 4 a train.
A young boy asked him d tym.
Old man refused to tell d tym.
Boy insisted bt old man denied.
Boy asked d reason?
Old man said if i tell u d tym,
den u'll ask abt me,my name,job etc.
Den i'll ask abt u.
Both of us ll b frank.
Den u may get d seat wid me & also get down at my station.
My daughter ll come 2 receive me.
She'll meet u.
She's beautiful.
U may fall in love wid her,she 2.
Den she may insist to marry u,even may threaten me.
& i'm sorry,i dont want such a poor son in law who hasnt got his own
watch to see d tym.. :p ;D

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