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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Naughty sms : Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe

Miss:Jisne 1 lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kisS kare aur 2 lesson gaal pe.
1 bccha:Miss bistar bichalo?
MISS:kyu?

Baccha: mujhe puri book yaad hai...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Naughty punjabi sms : Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Ik chhote bacche nu nanga dekh k aadmi pucchda hai.

" oye Ajj teri maa ne kachhi ni payee?"

Naughty sms : Car manufacturer's wife delivered a baby.

Car manufacturer's wife delivered a baby.
Wife sends SMS 2 husband- ur New Vehicle came out.
Husband SMSed & asked- "WITH GEAR or WITHOUT GEAR"?

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Naughty new year sms: INVITATION 2all my Frnds-

INVITATION 2all my Frnds-
NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalefa DUBAI
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Jarur ana
HPY NEW YEAR

naughty new year sms : H A P P Y N E . . .

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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di. Aaj panchait bulaai hai.

Agle k ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye
saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho???

Monday, December 27, 2010

Naughty sms: Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi Chudel, Prde-k-...

Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi
Chudel, Prde-k-piche sr-kti Lash, In sbki trf dhyan mt dena, Aaram se
sona. Good night :-)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any..

Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai? Select any number
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mat karna.
Tmhe koi 10 rupay na de, jaan kaun dega...!!

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.

2 Pandito me Ladai ho rhi thi.
Bahut der ho gai to 3ra Pandit ne pucha kya hua to 1 Pandit Bola..
Jb me Lahsun Pyaz nhi khata to isne mere Chiken me dala kyo..

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Dad n son sms : Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

No money,
No fun,
Your son.

Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad...

Monday, December 13, 2010

Good morning thought: Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &,

Even Iron becomes weak when Its HOT &, people can USE it As They
Wish..So,Always Try to stay COOL,
If U Wish to be STRONG.GOODMORNING

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Double meaning sms : Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi

Jo pasand aai wo mili nhi
jo Mili wo jami nhi
Jo jami uske sath mza aya nhi
Jiske sath mza aya
wo hamesha k liye rhi nhi
Naukri chiz hi aisi hai...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Naughty sms:sheela ki jawani

Message of the WeeK :
Dad (caught his s0n watching 'Shiela ki jawani s0ng')- "Padh le beta!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan rahegi !!":p

Monday, November 29, 2010

Naughty sms:Physics would have been much easier

Physics would have been much easier
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"tree" had fallen on newton's head instead of apple. . .;-).. Tc

Saturday, November 27, 2010

GOD in DABANG style:

GOD in DABANG style:
hum tumhare yaha aisa atmosphere karenge, ki tum confu"g" ho jaoge ki
raincoat pehne ya sweater. . .
happy winsoon .. Hv a gud day ..