Showing posts with label gay sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay sms. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Gay sms:- SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai

SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai
PAPA: To tumne use mara kyu nhi ??

SON:I can't papa

HE IS SO HOT...:-P

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Funny gay sms: Tha 1 Hara Tota, Alone Baith K Tha wo Rota..

Realy funny Poem:

Tha 1 Hara TOta,
AlOne Baith K Tha wO ROta..

Dikhi UskO Maina,
Katil The Jiske Naina..

Maina Ne Ki Aankhe Tirchi,
TOta Offrd Her Mirchi..

Maina Hui Prasnn,
Aftr Seeing Tote Ka Tashnn..


Maina Sayz,
Hum He Ek Dusre Ke Liye Bane,

Tota Bola,
Do U Hv Any Brother Actuly
M Gay... ;)

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Gay sms : A guy walks into d bar Guy:6 double vodka...

A guy walks into d bar
Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender:Wow!U must have had 1 hell of a day

Guy:Yes,i just found out dat my older brother is gay

D next day d same guy walks into d bar

Guy:6 double vodka

Bartender: What's the problem today?

Guy: I've just found out my younger brother is gay too

On the 3rd day the guy came to the bar&orders another 6 double vodka.

Bartender: Geeze! Doesn't anybody in ur family like women?

Guy: Yeah...My WIFE

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Gay sms:Definition of gay...

Definition of gay...
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Another useless effort by man 2 prove he can do everything widout women ;-)

Monday, September 13, 2010

A guy walks into the bar. Guy: 6 double vodka.

A guy walks into the bar.
Guy: 6 double vodka.
Bartender: Wow!U must hv had 1 hell of a day!!
Guy:Yes..I jst found out dat my eldr brothr is gay.:-D
D nxt day d same guy walks into the bar.
Guy:6 double vodka.
Bartndr:Wat's d prblm today?
Guy:I've just found out dat my youngr brothr is gay 2!:-D
On d 3rd day d guy came to d bar n ordrs another 6 double vodka.
Bartender:Jeese! Doesn't nybody in ur family lyk women?
Guy:Yeah.
My WIFE !!:-

Sunday, August 8, 2010

1 kisan luti-piti halat me gaon me aaya.

1 kisan luti-piti halat me gaon me aaya.
Sab ne pucha-kya hua?
KISAAN-shehar me anaj bech raha tha
"GEHUN LE LO"..
kamino ne samjha
"GAY-HU-LE-LO":D

Monday, July 5, 2010

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me

1 GAY Nawab Ne Nahate waqt Shishe me Apne AAGE or PICHHE Dekte Hue
Sher kaha :- "Kya Qayamat hai Kya Majburi hai, itne Pas Reh ke Bhi
kitni Doori hai!"

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