Showing posts with label Rajnikanth SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rajnikanth SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Rajnikant sms: Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant- 1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano...

Girl(romantically) 2 rajnikant-
1chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu..
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Rajni-0.00903329919856294 rs...:-D
Goodnite, swt dreamzzz!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Rajnikant sms: Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki Achanak..

Ram and Ravan seriusly yudh kar rahe the, ki
Achanak..
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abe par hua kya?
Ravan: piche dekh Rajnikant!;-)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || :D

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT ||

Send dis msg to 9 ppl n u'll pass WIDOUT studying.

Once a MBA Studnt ignored this.
His SSC Result was changed to "FAIL" !

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Bill gates and rajnikant : BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai...

BILL GATES: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai.


RAJNIKANT: Mere ghar me call karne ke liye kone me chale jao to
roaming lagti hai.:-)

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Rajnikant Funny quote " EVEN GHAJINI .....

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI(Rajnikant))

Monday, January 17, 2011

Rajnikant sms : Boy: mummy mummy wOh Dekho Tut ta hua Tara

Boy: mummy mummy
wOh Dekho Tut ta hua Tara

Mummy: Nahi re Beta
aaj kal Koi bharosa nahi,


Patthar Feka Hoga Rajnikant Ne...

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Rajnikath servant P121 to P109

Rajnikath servant P121 to P109 " yeh rajnikath sir hamesha Sunglases koun pehentey hain ?"

p109:- " Because he want to save sun from his eyes"

Monday, December 6, 2010

Reply sms:According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u

According 2 u , i m The most ______ person u hav ever met till now.
Rply soon...
M wtng 4 a true answr.....

Reply sms:Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti hai

Wo kon si chij h jo ladki sirf pahnti h
or
ladka khata b h or pahnta b h
challenge 4 u.... Agr right ans de diya then i will salute your mind. . .

Reply sms:It's A Game...

It's A Game...

ye Msg Apne10 frnd ko bhejo Agr10Me Se5 k Ans1jese Hue To Samajh Lena
k Apse koi Bht Zyda pyar krta H.
Q-mujpe konsa color acha lagega?
Plz rply

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Rajnikanth joke:once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as

Dis is d best...
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once a guy tried to flirt wid rajnikanth's gf...nw dat guy is known as
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"BOBBY DARLING"

Reply sms:Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]

Be frank 2 say abt me [yes/no/little/alot]
Selfish:
Crazy:
Sincere:
Rude:
Caring:
Cool:
Talkative:
Smart:
Loving:
Sweet:
Cute:
U like me :

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had some stomach problem....

Once in 1980s Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh. One night he had
some stomach problem....

...... today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.:-D

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