Funny Shayeri sms : Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge...

Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge ;

Gaur Kijiye..
Hum Bhi Apke Liye TAJ Banayenge;

1 Cup khud piyenge aur
1 Cup aapko Pilayenge !
WAH TAJ...

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A humrous message wid serious theme!

As ratio of Girls is decreasing
So in coming years
Names on marrige cards might be as this one..
Rajiv&Sumit
Weds
Monali

A humrous msg wid serious theme!

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Funny sms : Air hostes'Pathan se-sir aap kya lena pasand karenge?

Air hostes'Pathan se-sir aap kya lena pasand karige?pathan-humare liye
tabeez wala chai lao! Air Hostes- abey akhrot ki aulaad, woh tabeez
nahi,dip tea hai.

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=*GooD*= *MornInG*

=*GooD*=
*MornInG*
*"Alway$ B Khu$h in Every Lamha of Zindagi"*
*"In Da Khu$hbo of Pyar"*
*"Jo Alwy$ Aap K Around Rahe"*
*"Hv a Achha Achha Day"*

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Funny sms:IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS

IT engineer OF INDIAN GODS
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BRAHMA-System instaler
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VISNU-System suporter
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SHIV-System Programer
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NARAD-Data transfer
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YAM-Deleter
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APSRA-Virus..

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Funny sms:Best lines i have ever come across:-

Best lines i have ever come across:-
I have learnt to give "love n care".
Not bcoz i hv 2 much..

Bt bcoz " I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT HAVING THEM..."
:-):-)
gm

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GOD in DABANG style:

GOD in DABANG style:
hum tumhare yaha aisa atmosphere karenge, ki tum confu"g" ho jaoge ki
raincoat pehne ya sweater. . .
happy winsoon .. Hv a gud day ..

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"As promised to Obama, India has now started..

"As promised to Obama, India has now started providing Jobs to Jobless
Americans.... Pamela Anderson is the first Recruit.."

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Funny-sms Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis undrsta

Never choose me widout undrstanding & nvr loose me bcoz of mis
undrstanding. I may b wrng sumtime sumwhere, but not evrytime
evrywhere.
Gd nyt..

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Its Better 2 Bunk A Class Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..

Its Better 2 Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!

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Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena..

Bihari in chinese restaurant-bhai jara subzi wali gujiya dena...
Restaurant wala-kya?? Another boy-arey ye momos maang raha hai...

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ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya

ek pandit nyi swift car laya, swift car k peeche likhwaya 'SAAWAN KO
AANE DO' peeche se truck ne thok diya, truck par likha tha 'AAYA
SAAWAN JHOOM KE'.

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Best Msg from Forest Dept

Best Msg from Forest Dept
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Pedo se bhi utna pyar karo jitna pedo ke neeche karte ho

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salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

salesman : sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa : nahi, humcockroch ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte, aaj powdr laga
denge to kal deo mangega!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na.?

Hapy birthday to U, Shocked na..Darasal "james hawk"ne aj k
din pressure cookr k dhakkan ka aviskar kiya tha.Socha sare dhakkano
ko wish kr du..

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Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Bhikhari: Saab, pariwar se dur ho gaya hu, Milne k liye 150 Rs ki zarurat h...

Saab: Kahan h tera pariwar?

Bhikhari: Samne PVR me dabang dekh raha hai :D

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This pj might damage your senses to think.. :D

This pj might damage your senses to think..

What would you get if a cow dances?
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Guidance:-)...:-D

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BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte..

BeWajah kisi ko Sataya Nahi Karte,U Hi Kisi Ko TADPAYA Nhi Karte,Jinki
SANSE Chalti Ho AAPKE KHooN se. ALLOUT Jalakar Unhe Bhagaya Nahi
Karte. :D

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Little girl on a plane....Very Funny!!!!!!

A stranger was
seated next to a little girl on an
airplane when the stranger turned to
her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.'
The little
girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to the
stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,'
said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic,
but
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps
of dried
grass..
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really
feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
even
shit?' :D

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Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.......

Life mein,ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.

Cream biscuits main cream hota h

par

Tiger biscuits main Tiger nahi hota.Gn:-) Tink tink tiding;-)

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