If 'muah' is a kiss, then is 'kalmuah' a promise of a kiss the next day...:-*:-D
Gn..tc
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A blog with huge collection of lovely SMS message and Quotes
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Random quote of the day
True love:~ girl~which is more important, ur lyf or me??
girl~wich is mor imp ur lyf or me??
boy~b4 i ans, lemme ask u sumthin,
girl~sure,
boy~watz d diff b/w u & my lyf....
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Positive thinking poem: D
little bird in d sky,
dropping potty on ur eye,
u dont worry,
u dont cry,
u just thank GOD dat
buffallos dont fly.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Husband wife sms: Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
fir Wo Mangetar Bani Wo Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha,
JabSe Wo Biwi Bani Hum dono Bolte hai mohalla suNta hai
Sunday, July 10, 2011
**WIFE: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha ?
mehsoos kiya tha ?
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HUSBAND: Mar hi jata agar "Aahat" natak dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Confidence and love at its best:
Girl-do u luv me?
Boy-Yes!
Girl-Prove it! Jump down frm d roof.
Boy walked up 2d edge n said wd a smile-
Push me If u can:-)
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,
wat wil b d 1st thought dat would come in ur mind..?"
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Smart wife: U r a gay
:-):-):-)
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...
Husband: Achcha mein bhale dar k mar Jaun.....::-D
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Everything is fair in "LOve n War"
But I suggest ppl 2 do War,
bt NVR Love,
coz
"Bullets r cheaper
than dating a girl..."!! ;-):-P
Monday, June 6, 2011
Quote From NAARAD : D If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,...
If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,
Bt
think who is sending dose msgs to ur lover?
My job is ovr!
Narayan Narayan...
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Funny love calculator:Calculate ur LOVE percentage..
Calculate ur LOVE percentage..
Type LOVE<ur name><ur lovers name>
Send to
Ur father's mobile.
He wll tell ur future!try it.
Its very interesting.;)
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?
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Coz...sisters know wat love is!
And
brothers know wat boys are!!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Humour on petrol hike:Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.
Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)
Hav a Gr8 day!!!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1
wife-tussi kya dekh rhe ho? husbnd-expire date dhoond rha hu... saalo
ne likhi nae
Monday, May 9, 2011
Love is like a stapler pin: its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach...
its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach and the
worst is when finaly u r able 2 detach it still leaves d paper damaged.......
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Funny love: Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers
The remaining bcom the Password to the boys email id ..
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I have Learnt 2 give "LOVE N CARE"
"LOVE N CARE"
Not coz i have too much...
Bt, coz
"I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT
HAVING THEM.."gud nyt swt drmz
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Sent from my mobile device
Adult humour: husband on honeymoon night
experiance for this special night in my life.
Wife to husband:- hey please ask for power from god, by the god grace,
I have enough experiance.
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Sent from my mobile device
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Husband was throwing knives on wife's pic.all were missing the target!
al wre missing the target!
Suddenly he recived a call from her:"hi, sach batana kya kar rahe ho?
His honest reply:"Mising u :D