Showing posts with label Husband / Wife sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband / Wife sms. Show all posts

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Random quote of the day

Random quote of the day:

If 'muah' is a kiss, then is 'kalmuah' a promise of a kiss the next day...:-*:-D
Gn..tc

True love:~ girl~which is more important, ur lyf or me??

True love:~
girl~wich is mor imp ur lyf or me??
boy~b4 i ans, lemme ask u sumthin,
girl~sure,
boy~watz d diff b/w u & my lyf....

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Positive thinking poem: D

Positive thinking poem:
little bird in d sky,
dropping potty on ur eye,
u dont worry,
u dont cry,
u just thank GOD dat
buffallos dont fly.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Husband wife sms: Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

fir Wo Mangetar Bani Wo Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha,

JabSe Wo Biwi Bani Hum dono Bolte hai mohalla suNta hai

Sunday, July 10, 2011

**WIFE: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha ?

**WIFE: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa
mehsoos kiya tha ?
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HUSBAND: Mar hi jata agar "Aahat" natak dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Confidence and love at its best:

Confidence and love at its best:

Girl-do u luv me?
Boy-Yes!
Girl-Prove it! Jump down frm d roof.

Boy walked up 2d edge n said wd a smile-

Push me If u can:-)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,
wat wil b d 1st thought dat would come in ur mind..?"
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Smart wife: U r a gay
:-):-):-)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...

Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...


Husband: Achcha mein bhale dar k mar Jaun.....::-D

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Everything is fair in "LOve n War"

Everything is fair in "LOve n War".

But I suggest ppl 2 do War,
bt NVR Love,

coz

"Bullets r cheaper
than dating a girl..."!! ;-):-P

Monday, June 6, 2011

Quote From NAARAD : D If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,...

Quote 4m NAARAD :
If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,
Bt
think who is sending dose msgs to ur lover?

My job is ovr!

Narayan Narayan...

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Funny love calculator:Calculate ur LOVE percentage..

Funny love calculator:
Calculate ur LOVE percentage..

Type LOVE<ur name><ur lovers name>
Send to


Ur father's mobile.
He wll tell ur future!try it.
Its very interesting.;)

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?
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Coz...sisters know wat love is!
And
brothers know wat boys are!!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Humour on petrol hike:Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah le kar chaliye na ji.

Husband: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao?
Petrol pump chalte hai.;)

Hav a Gr8 day!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1

ek husband apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh rha tha.
wife-tussi kya dekh rhe ho? husbnd-expire date dhoond rha hu... saalo
ne likhi nae

Monday, May 9, 2011

Love is like a stapler pin: its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach...

Love is like a stapler pin:
its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach and the

worst is when finaly u r able 2 detach it still leaves d paper damaged.......

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Funny love: Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

:Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers

The remaining bcom the Password to the boys email id ..

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I have Learnt 2 give "LOVE N CARE"

I have Learnt 2 give
"LOVE N CARE"
Not coz i have too much...
Bt, coz
"I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT
HAVING THEM.."gud nyt swt drmz

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Sent from my mobile device

Adult humour: husband on honeymoon night

husband on honeymoon night:- hey god, please give me power and
experiance for this special night in my life.

Wife to husband:- hey please ask for power from god, by the god grace,
I have enough experiance.

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Sent from my mobile device

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Husband was throwing knives on wife's pic.all were missing the target!

Husband ws throwing knives on wife's pic.
al wre missing the target!

Suddenly he recived a call from her:"hi, sach batana kya kar rahe ho?

His honest reply:"Mising u :D

Funny SMS / Text Messages