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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Sharabi sms : 3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr de,bola lo saab hm

3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr
de,bola lo saab hm pahunch gye,1st ne use paise de diye,2nd bola thnk
u par 3rd ne ek thapad diya, driver dar gya socha ye sardar smaj gya,
teesra sardar bola-saale dheere chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sharabi sms : 1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

1 Sharabi Mar Rha Tha To Bhagwan PrakaT Hue aur Bole- Koi Antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. Agli Baar Aankh Chahe 1 Hi Dena, Par Liver 4 Dena:-)

Monday, November 1, 2010

HEART TOUCHING STORY....

HEART TOUCHING STORY
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Jab maine daru pehli baar pi

Mein apni nazaro mein gir gaya
aur

maine daru chhodne ka faisla kiya

Par

fir

jab
maine

un tamam

daru factory ke
majdoor,
unke biwi bachon ke baare mein socha to meri aankh bhar aayi aur usi
pal faisla kiya ki abhi se
I will drink regularly

Apne liye toh sab jeete hai..kabhi doosro ke liye bi jee kar dekho yaar.

"Daru premi samajsevi bhaiyo ki taraf se janhit me jari".

Monday, September 27, 2010

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...

Thursday, September 2, 2010

A drink decreases 5min of life and a smile increases 10 min of life..Moral

A drink decreases 5min of life and a smile increases 10 min of
life..Moral from this."Ek hansta hua sharabi kabhi nahi marta" So
Cheers :-D

Friday, August 27, 2010

The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he is ..

The only two things a man cannot hide: That he is drunk, and that he
is in love...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye.

<1/2> daru k vjah se barbaad ek sharabi ne kasam li or ghar se daru k
bottle fekne laga-1st fek kar bola-teri vajah se meri nokri gaye,2nd
fekte bola-teri vjah se mera ghar bika,3rd fekte bola-teri vjah se
meri biwi chali gayi,4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli to bola-tu side
me ho ja isme tera koi kasur nhi hai :D

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Durio Ki Na Parvah Kijiye.

DIL Jab B Pukare Bula Lijiye.

Hum Dur Nahi Zayada Apse,

Bas 2 Bottle KingFisher Aur namkin Mangwa Lijiye....

Thursday, August 12, 2010

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru :D

ABCD aati hai Agar ati bhi hogi,to aisi nahi aati hogi with daru
A-ARISTOCRATE
B-BAGPIPER
C-CONTESSA
D-DIRECTOR SPL
E-8 P.M.
F-FOSTER
G-GREEN LABLE
H-HAYWARDS
I- IMPERIAL BLUE
J-JONIE WALKER
K-KING FISHER
L-LIME DROP
M-MUGAL MONARCH
N-NIC0LAS N.1
O-OLD MONK
P-PETER SCOT
Q-QEENLAN
R-ROYAL STAG
S-SIGNATURE
T-TEACHER'S SPL
U-UNI BOUL
V-VAT 69
W-WHITE MISS CHIEF
X-XXX RUM
Y-YANKEY
Z-ZINGARO
"

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Father:Oye Raat ko tu Pee k room mein gir gaye tha.

Son: Kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua..

6 Dost,

6 Beer.

Aur saale baaki 5 peete nahi !!!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Life me jis ko hota He Gum Wo Pita He Rum.

Life me jis ko hota He Gum Wo Pita He Rum.
Aanko Me Jis K Ho Tear Wo Pita He Bear.

Jis Ko Love Lagata He Risky Wo Pita He Wisky.

To Pio Wine & Maro Line.

Sharabi- Aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak woh saamne wale 3 ped (trees) 6 nahi dikhte.. .

Sharabi- Aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak woh saamne wale 3 ped (trees) 6
nahi dikhte.. .
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.
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Pub Manager- Saalon bas karo.
Saamne pehle se hi 1 ped hai