Father son sms: Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?

Son:Papa bachche zyada intelligent hotey hain ya baap?
Father:Baap.
Son:Papa, phone kisne banaya?
Father:Graham bell ne.
Son:Uske baap ne kyo nahi banaya? :P

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Smart kid: - Dad : Son, what do you want for your

Dad : Son, what do you want for your

birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a

sports car around it.

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TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,. Dabang- HIT..

TeesMaarKhan- FLOP,.
Dabang- HIT..

MORAL- Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota,
Badnam honi chahiye.. ;)

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Dad n son sms : Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

Bete ne Pita ko hostel se Telegram likha-

No money,
No fun,
Your son.

Pita ka jawab-
So sad,
very bad,
Your Dad...

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Baap ne bete ki talashi li

Baap ne bete ki talashi li
Cigrate
Daru ki botal
Ladkiyo k no.
Sab nikle
Baap Ne bahut mara:
kub se Chal rha hai ye sab?
Beta Rote hue:
Papa ye apki jacket hai.

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Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega?

Santa-papa 500 rs. de do. papa-kya krega? santa-mere saare frnds ka
account h main b khulwaunga.a. papa-very gud..kaha pe? santa-theke
par...

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Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua

Beta-Papa agar apko pta chale ki me 1st Divison paas hua to apko kaisa
lagega? PAPA-Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga. Beta-Bus isi Dar se me
Fail ho gaya hu....!

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Xtreme Kamina Bacha!

Xtreme Kamina Bacha!
Son:papa Apki Love Marriage hui thi na

Dad: Yes par tmhe kese pta?

Son: Q K Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai

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Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na!

Beta-papa meri teacher kitni pyari h na! Baap-beta teacher MAA k
barabar hoti hai. Beta-aap to hamesha apne he chakar me rehna

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DAD-What was your result?

DAD-What was your result?
SON-I failed in 5 subjects!
DAD-From now onwards don't call me DAD.
SON-Oh come on DAD, it was my school test, not a DNA test.....:D:P

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