Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no Husband...

Once there lived a Sexy woman who had no
Husband

but every night
She enjoyed

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DINNER..

Next time don't press too fast. ;-)

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Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Husband: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Control me kerke apni Marzi ke Kaam karwana

Husband: Chal jhooti use to SHAADI kehte hain

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Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote hue, woh kaise?..

Husband: Ab tum hi iss ghar ko swarg bana sakti ho. Wife: Khush hote
hue, woh kaise? Husband: Maikey jaa kar..

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Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me chalang laga di

Sas ne apne 3 damadon ki muhabbat aazmane ke liye unke samne dariya me
chalang laga di

Pehle damaad ne use bacha liya, Usko sas ki taraf se car mil gayi.
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damad ne bhi bacha liya,use scooter inam me mila...
3rd day repeated, tisre damad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi
rahi gayi hai,, Kya zarurat hai bachane ki......
Sas dub gayi..
agle din usi damad ko ""mercediz"" mil gayi,
Sasur ki taraf se ..

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For all my married friends:: D

For all my married friends::
Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girlfriend is called The Art of
Living... ;)

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Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola

Wife shoping se aayi or Husbnd ne darwaza khola,
Wife=Ye Dabba utha lo
Hus=Isme jarur mere khane ki koi cheez hogi,
Wife=Ha,Mere sandel hai.

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Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai, Maa..

Shadi k 2 din baad beti phone pe-maa meri unse raat ladai ho gayi hai,
Maa-beti shadi mai jhagde hote rehte hai, beti- wo to theek hai par ab
laash ka kya karu??

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Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi deta..

Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta...
Hakim: Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai....$

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Life me Hamesha... Haste Raho,

Life me Hamesha...
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Gaate Raho,
Gungunate Raho;
Taki Aapko Dekh Kar
Logo ko Pata hi Nahi Lage
K Aap...

'MARRIED' Hai.

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Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Mandir me Pujari Purush hee q hote hai?? :-O

Socho Socho!!

arey!

Esliye..

Taaki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de sake..
;-)

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Chalo jaldi betho

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Peep

Peep
Chalo jaldi betho

Abhi or kanjoos bhi
Uthane hain,

SMS hi nahi karte

Sabko naale
me fainkna hai.

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Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"

Pesh hai india ki dhamaka macha dene wali "ringtone"
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,,,
(." )
,_/ \\
) ) ~~ pooon
_|,|
Save kar lena .. Pasand aai

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Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

( ':' ) (';' )
/) )\, ,/) )\,
L L L L

Chal... Jaldi chal yaar!

Jo Log jaagne wale hain,
unhe Good Morning
bol kar aate hain..
GOOD MORNING.

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WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n
liabilities on left side..

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Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

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"Always remember that the most important thing

"Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is
not happiness, but stability."
Good morning india

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