Teacher to SANTA: Tumne "HOME" work Q nahi kiya..??

Teacher to SANTA:
Tumne "HOME" work Q nahi kiya..??
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Deadly answer given by SANTA:
Sir kyuki hum to "HOSTEL" me rahte haiN..!!

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Teacher 2 Boy: 1 Taraf paisa Hai

Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa H,
1 Taraf Dimag.
Dono me se Kya Loge?
Boy-paisa.
Techr-Galat Agr Me Hoti To Dimag Leti,
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Nhi H Vo Wahi Lega na.

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1 baccha har din maths teacher ko call lagata hai.

1 baccha har din maths teacher ko call lagata hai.

teacher's wife: kitni bar kaha, wo mar gye h,bar-bar call kyu karte ho?

boy-sun ke acha lgta h isliye.

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Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?

Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?
Kid:12!

Teacher:How did u know?

Kid: learn from bollywood song from ready :)Baara mahine me bara
tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! :D

DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika:-D

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TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???

TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???

STUDENT: my father's Cheque book..

Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta
FACEBOOK ke Keedo..:)

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Teacher-jhony ne dophar ko khana khaya, iska ....

Teacher-jhony ne dophar ko khana khaya, iska future tense batao?
sardar-jhony sham ko potty karega...

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Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?

Do u Know wat RADHE KRISHNA Means?

Juz speak d word RADHE very slowly..

RAAH-DE!
It means give me direction..
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA..

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Teacher se badla: A lady jumpd a signal.Police-stop.Lady-pls let

A lady jumpd a signal.
Police-stop.
Lady-pls let me go.I am a teacher.
Police-aah,I hv waited 4 dis moment all my lyf,now write I WILL NVR
JUMP A SIGNAL 500 TIMES

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Political humor : Teacher to one student:- if one wall cost 500 bucks for repairing with 10 labors hired on a daily wages, how much will be cost of repairing 5 walls?

Teacher to one student:- if one wall cost 500 bucks for repairing with 10 labors hired on a daily wages, how much will be cost of repairing  5 walls?
Student:- 50,000000 Bucks.
Teacher to student : what? what is your name?
student:- Suresh Kalmadi

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Teacher: bachon, itihas bahut hi rochak

Teacher: bachon, itihas bahut hi rochak subject hai. Issey hammey past
ka pata chalta hai.
Rocky: mujhey nahi padna itihas.
Teacher: kyon rocky?
Rocky: mujhey woh sabject nahi padna jisey future na ho... :D

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Sms punjabi tadka lagake: Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai.

Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai. Isko punjabi me convert
karo? student-O vekho saleo TOTAAA...

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School sms : Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?

Sbse zyada nsha kis cheez me h?
drugs
cigret
whisky
vodka
tea

Nhi re ye sb to kuch nhi

Asli nsha to KITABON me h

kholte hi neend aane lgti h
:-)

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Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge

Teacher:Tum Bde HoKar Kya Kroge
Boy: Shadi
Tchr: Nhi, Mera Mtlab H Kya Bnoge
Boy-Dulha
Tchr-ohh, I Mean Bade HoKr Kya Hasil Kroge
Boy-Dulhan

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life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat exam u wil hv next and u

life is d hardest school, as u nvr knw wat level of class u r in, wat
exam u wil hv next and u cant cheat bcz nobody else wil hav d same
question....

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Teacher-home work kita?

Teacher-hom wrk kita?

Santa-hanji..

Teacher-fil in blank
100 chuhe kha k bili____Chali

Santa-100 chuhe kha k bili tedi-tedi chali

Teacher-Oye murkha tenu pta ni ehda ki jwaab ae?

Santa-tusi mere master ho tan mai lihaj kr gya..
100 chuhe kha k ta bili hil v ni sakdi main ta fer tedi-tedi tor ti..:D

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History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi..

History sir was on leave, so science sir was askd to set the paper.The
very 1st Ques shockd d students describe jhansi k rani wid a neat
diagram & label d parts

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1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

1 sharabi mar raha tha to Bhagwan prakat hue aur bole- Koi antim ichcha?

Sharabi- Prabhu.. agli baar Aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena...

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Teacher:Konsa Prinda sbse Tez udta h?
Boy:Hathi
T:Nlayak,tere bap kya krta hai?
B:mumbai ke don hai
T:Shabash hathi sahi jawab hai.

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Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?

Teachar -NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai ?
GOLU - P.H.D.
Tchr - kya matlab ?
GOLU - Pajama Holding device.

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Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 ppl equally?

Maths teacher to our brilliant santa-how can u distribute 8 apples
among 6 ppl equally? santa-juice bana k de do na madam.

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