Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Shopkeeper - 15OO rupees.

Girl - UFF..!
or wo pink walay ki kya prize hai....?

Shopkeeper - UFF + UFF..!!
:-gd nt

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♥ Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairy tales

♥ Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairy tales ♥ And They Are Princess Of Their Parents ♥ They Realize Slowly That ♥ Life is Not A Fairy-tale & Compromise With Their Lives ♥ Just For An Unknown Person & Family ♥ Leave behind Everything ♥ Their Family, Friends & Home ♥ Lucky Are The Guys ♥ Who Don't Have To Leave Anything & ♥ Who Live A Life Given By Their Wife ♥ So Girls Are The Angles On Earth ♥ Value Them...

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True love:~ girl~which is more important, ur lyf or me??

True love:~
girl~wich is mor imp ur lyf or me??
boy~b4 i ans, lemme ask u sumthin,
girl~sure,
boy~watz d diff b/w u & my lyf....

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Husband wife sms: Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

fir Wo Mangetar Bani Wo Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha,

JabSe Wo Biwi Bani Hum dono Bolte hai mohalla suNta hai

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Flirty sms: Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

Flirty sms: Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Bahan Nhi Hai Kya?

Boy-Hai EsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl-Kyun?

Boy-Meri Bahan Ko
BHABHI
Chahiye...

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Save Girl Child: DIaRY OF A BABY

Save girl child: DIaRY OF A BABY
15Jun:- I get attached with my mom.

17Jun:- I m tissue now.

30Jun:- Mujhe MAA se khana mila.

15Jul:- Maa Papa se boli "wo papa banenge"
MOM,DAD r very HAPPY.

15Sep:- Mera DIL JOR-JOR se DHADAK raha hai.

14Oct:- I hv little hands, legs, head n stomach.

13Nov:- Today i was in a ultrascan.
Wow! I m a girl.

14Nov:- My mom n dad killed me ..
My only crime was tht i was a girl
WHY?:(
If u r human..
PASS IT 2 EVERY INBOX
Save Girl Child

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Diplomacy of girls.

Diplomacy of girls.

They hate it when you ask their age.

But they will surely kill you if you forget their birthday:-D:-D

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Today's Joke to gf from bf :-

Today's Joke to gf from bf:-

A boy said
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Trust me.!;-):-P

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Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..

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Gf bf sms: Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?

Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?
Gf:- yes, when your lips move :D

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A real cutie 1:Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

A real cutie 1:

Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

Boy: Well, because when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams..!;)

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Dual heart attack by girlfriend :

Dual heart attack by girlfriend :
1 msg- lets break up now ,its all over dear..
2 msg-"sorry sorry..!!! that was not 4 u..."
:-P

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Gf bf sms: GF:Kal Mera BirthDay hai, Kya Gift doge?

GF:Kal Mera BDay hai Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai.

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Gf/bf sms : Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?

Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai?
Ladki- 20yr
Ladka- 5Saal Pehle B Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha
Ladki- Dekha, Ladkiya Aapni Zuban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti H

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Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi hai. Aa jao

Sante ki girl friend romantic mood me: aaj mere ghar koi nhi h. Aa jao
Santa:tu mere ghar aja, mere ghar sare hain. Tera dil lag jayega!

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"High Class Insult". Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho...

"High Class Insult".
Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho.

Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass kutta kyo khada hai?

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Gf bf sms : ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise?

ladke ladkiyo se jyada dayalu hote hai,kaise? ladki kabi anjaan ladke
k help nhi karti, aur ladka har anjan ladki ko help k liye ready hota
hai

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Girl-tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? boy-bolo kya kru..

Girl-tum mere liye kya kr skte ho? boy-bolo kya kru. Girl-mere liye
chand la skte ho? boy-fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap
ghumega...

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Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on...

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage and watch other
girls dressed beautifully nd think "yeh sb aaj se pehle kyu nahi
dikhi";-)

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'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF....

'Height of Break Up' A Boy brought gift 4 GF. GF(aftr openg it):What
d Hell wud i do wth ths Diwali Rocket? Boy: U wantd stars na? Sit on
it & GET LOST. :-D

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