Showing posts with label Punjabi sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punjabi sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sms punjabi tadka lagake: Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai.

Hindi teacher-wo ek sunder ladki khadi hai. Isko punjabi me convert
karo? student-O vekho saleo TOTAAA...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Punjabi style love story : Chuha aya Honda chla k,chuhi bethi jean pa

Chuha aya Honda chla k,chuhi bethi jean pa k,Chuhe ne chalya gear pa
k,chuhi digi nali ch ja k, chuha utreya gogls la k,fir ki chuhi ne
chuha kutya lama pa k...

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Punjabi romance : 1 Baba roj gurdwre kirtan krda c,roz ek budi lal suit pa k aundi c, baba us nu pyar krda c.1

1 Baba roj gurdwre kirtan krda c,roz ek budi lal suit pa k aundi c,
baba us nu pyar krda c.1 din oh budi na ayi te baba kirtan krda kenda
"sab sangta ayiea g sade lal nazar n aunde" ose wele oh budi hara suit
pa ke a jandi e.baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya g vekh k sangta
haria bharia.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Naughty punjabi sms : Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Punjabi ve kini ajib bhasha hai.

Ik chhote bacche nu nanga dekh k aadmi pucchda hai.

" oye Ajj teri maa ne kachhi ni payee?"

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Punjabi sms: Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai

Insan ki 4 maa hoti hai
1 Jisne paida kia
1 Jisne padhaya
1 Sasu Maa
1 Wo jiske bare me mumy kehti h
OYE KANJRA ah RAAT de 2 vaje KEHRI MAA NAL GALLAN MARI JANA

Thursday, October 21, 2010

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

KID:Aunty,Mumy ne ik kauli khand mangi hai.

AUNTY(Hasdi hoi) aa le putt,
Achha hor ki keha mumy ne?

KID:Keha ki je oh Kutti na deve ta naldi Kanjri ton le ayi

Monday, July 5, 2010

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA

Dear SIR,BINTI HAI K AAJ KAL SkuL VICH DIL Ni LGDA,TE RAAT NU Nend Ni
ANDI, Kyuki SCHOOL VICH KUrIYA GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vich ik VI NAHI
HAI,TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH
KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY,
SANTA

Friday, July 2, 2010

"Pakistani di mushkil"

"Pakistani di mushkil"

Ghar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich

Uffff! banda ki kare?
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida

Munda kudi de baap nu- "mainu tuhadi kuri da haath chahida.":-(


Kudi da baap-"kamineya main ki kudi de SPARE parts vechda ha...??

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.

Santa to badmash: Oye Badmashaa meri bhen da dupatta wapas karde.
Badmash= Chal Oye Chal, nahi deni, Tu ki karenga? Santa=veere de de
plz, peeku karani si-)))

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