Sardar-omlet lekar aao.
Waiter-kaun sa? ...Spanish ya Italian?
Sardar-koi bi leya yara... Muje khana hai, usse baat nai karni. :D

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Sharabi sms : 3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr de,bola lo saab hm

3 sardaro ne pee k taxi roki, taxi drivr n gaadi start k aur band kr
de,bola lo saab hm pahunch gye,1st ne use paise de diye,2nd bola thnk
u par 3rd ne ek thapad diya, driver dar gya socha ye sardar smaj gya,
teesra sardar bola-saale dheere chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to.

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Sardar:I sent love letters to my girlfriend every...

Sardar:I sent love letters to my girlfriend every day for 3 years.
Friends:Then what happened? Sardar:Nothing.She married d postman.

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2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the.. 1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kha

2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the..
1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kha
"WELL DONE"

Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aaya tha.;-)

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya
Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi
Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai
3rd tym vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:yes
Sardar:us kamini ko bhej yaha,
me rasta bhul gaya hu..

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Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di..

Aaj k taza khabar, sardar ne sagaai tod di.. Kyuki ladki kunwari
thi... Sardar bola jo aaj tak kisi aur k nhi hui wo meri kya hogi..

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Sardar in a computer exam was asked. "Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar in a computer exam was asked.
"Wat is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar - It is similar to surf excel to clean computer ...

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Sardar sms:1 Man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

1 Man jumpd in2
sea n nvr came out

Next Day-2nd man jumpd in2 sea n nvr came out

Santa aftr watching diz concluded:

"MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER!!":-D gud 9t

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1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.
Lotrywala-apko tax kaat k 1.75 cror milega.
srdar-ye galat baat hai,mennu pure 2 cror do,nai to mere 100Rs. Wapas karo..:-D

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Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..

Doc:Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gyi Hai..Sardar: Kya? Sir Aap Bhi Bahut
Mazaak Krte Ho Meri Kidney Kabhi SchooL Hi Nahi Gayi,To Phir Fail
Kaise Hogi.....

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Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Boss to sardar : Batao coconut aur apple ke tree me kya similarity hai ?

Sardar kafi der soch ne ke baad -Dono pe AMROOD nhi lagtay....................

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Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha...

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

"ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Sardar- vardar nai hota"

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Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya...

Ek gaon me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
.
People:bahut accha ho gaya.
Sardar:haan ji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab chhav me
tair k krenge

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Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.

Sardar went to Dr wth 2 burnt ears.
Sardar:I ws ironing clothes.D fone rang.I accidntly pickd up d iron
instd of fone!
Dr:And d othr ear?
S:D bastard calld again!

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Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

Sardar went to see a chinese in ICU

chinese said-'ching chong chau mau cha & died.

Sardar went china to know its meaning-"OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA KUTTE"

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Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur jor jor se hans raha tha...

Titanic Ke Saath Sardar Doob Raha Tha, Aur Jor Jor Se Hans Raha Tha,
Kisine Pucha Kyun Hans Rahe Ho? Srdr: Accha Hua Retrn Ticket Nahi Liya

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Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.

Sardar on phone 'Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now'.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.......

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Sardar ke ghar beta hua.... Wo gusse se pagal ho gya... Biwi se bola-jaldi bta kiska

Sardar ke ghar beta hua.... Wo gusse se pagal ho gya... Biwi se
bola-jaldi bta kiski aulad hai ye? biwi-apki hai. Sardar-to ye ganja
kyon hai?? :D

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Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk mari to uska PAADH nikal gaya.

Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk mari to uska PAADH nikal
gaya.Dobara phunk mari Fir se PAADH nikala.Sardar gusse me ulta
ghoomkar bola LE TU HI BUJHA LE!

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Train chal padi, 2 Sardar train ki tarf bhage,1 chad gaya

Train chal padi, 2 Sardar train ki tarf bhage,1 chadh gaya. Logo ne
kaha, "well done" Sardar-"O shet, jisne jana tha wo peeche reh gaya,
mai to chhodne aya tha"

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