Sholey sms : Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum aapni do kamiyan dur..

Basanti: unki....veeru, tum bahut acha dance kertey ho bus agar tum
aapni do kamiyan dur ker lo to tumse acha koi dance nahi kerta.

Veeru: who do kamiya kya hai?

Basanti: tumharey do per.. :D

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Sholey sms : Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko koi bhav..

Veeru : thakursaab,merepas gabar ko maarney ka plan hai per mereko
koi bhav nahi deta... Koi meri baat nahi sunta.. Sab mujey ignore
kerte hain.

Thakur: hmmm. Ek kaam kro tum jao aur jay ko bulao. :D

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Sholey sms : Thakur: ramlal, aaj kal tumhari bahut shikayat aa rahi hai.

Thakur: ramlal, aaj kal tumhari bahut shikayat aa rahi hai.
Ramlal: per mainey to kuch bhi nahi kara?
Thakur: haan yahi shikayat hai ki tum kuch bhi nahi kertey ho. :D

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Sholey sms: Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey breakfast

Veeru: thakursaab, main aapka kaam kerunga, per sudha sudha mujey
breakfast bed pe chaiye.
Thakur: no problem, ramlal veeru ka bed dinning area main laga do :D

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Sholey sms : Thakur: ramlal, hum kahan ja rahen hain ?

Thakur: ramlal, hum kahan ja rahen hain ?
Ramlal driving the car: long drive per.
Thakur: acha? Tumney mujhey pehley kyon nahi bataya?
Ramlal: mujhey bhi abhi pata chala jab car ki break fail hogayi. :D

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Sholey sms : Mausi: yeh veeru sharab bahut peeta hai?

Mausi: yeh veeru sharab bahut peeta hai.
Jai: haan mausi, issey khansi bhi chali jati hai.
Mausi: woh kaisey?
Jai: jab sharab peeney se, ghar,bhahar, khet chaley gay to khansi kya
cheez hai .... :D

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Sholey sms : GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha

GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha
VIRU: Kute kameene mai tera khoon pee jaunga
GABBAR: chirkut ro mat, mai naha raha tha basanti ja rahi thi..

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